8. FOR ALL YOU YOUNG GIRLS OUT THERE!! Dammit if its gonna be your first time, you better have fun!
9. Be mindful of what people can see inside your house, don't be naked in your house playing AO and a sudden wind rips off the shades from your glass door.
10. The awkward silence between you and your pet means even animals go "wtf?!"
11. Pets know when you HAX.
12. Visit Hawaii, bring sun lotion, seriously, get off mien beaches with your lobster tanners!
13. Be mindful in what pool you swim in, seriously I got a rash and its taking its sweet time going away!